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    fastinmycarradio:

    a front facing pepe

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    OK BUT DID THIS PEPE JUST BLINK OR AM I HALLUCINATING

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  • tolaughterandbeyond:
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SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.
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    tolaughterandbeyond:

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    SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.

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  • truclifford:

    gazzymouse:

    agent-carmilla-raudenfeld:

    d4rke57mund:

    me: *deletes fucking everything off my phone*

    phone: your storage is almost full

    When you delete things off of a mobile device (like a phone or digital camera), the file goes to your phone’s recycle bin (just like on a desktop computer or laptop), typically an invisible folder named .trashes or .trash. There, it continues to take up the same amount of memory storage as it did before you ‘deleted’ it. To empty your mobile device’s recycling bin, plug your phone into your desktop or laptop via USB as a memory device, right click on your desktop/laptop’s recycling bin/trash, and tell it to empty your recycling bin/empty trash. Your computer will empty all .trash/.trashes folders, including the one on your phone, actually deleting the files permanently this time, freeing up your phone/camera’s memory space. Reblog to save a life.

    (I know this works on MAC with my Andriod, it’s not too far a stretch to do the same on Windows and/or with other phones as well. In fact, it should be easier to do on Windows since Windows Explorer is more conducive to finding hidden folders.)

    FINDING THIS RANDOM POST ON MY DASHBOARD GAVE ME THE BEST ANSWER TO SHIT I’VE BEEN GOOGLING ABOUT FOR MONTHS!!!

    HOLY

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    • wife: Where are you?
    • me: I told you I'm at work.
    • wife: Swear you're not at Chuck E Cheese again?
    • *skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*
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  • thesockmonkeyrenegade:

    presidentme:

    Bill Nye the PARTY guy

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    MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING UNTIL THIS MOMENT

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  • ustayclassy:
“ My masterpiece of a tweet
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    ustayclassy:

    My masterpiece of a tweet

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